Dogging Decadence Style – The Car-ma sutra

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Now that the weather is getting colder, alfresco dalliances are becoming few and far between, to this end I have taken a small foray into the world of dogging, you still get the thrill of outside sex with the warmth of the car heater…well I’m not getting any younger! My inquisitive mind wanted to know what the best car was for such an escapade and having tried out a few over the last month I decided I would actually research the topic. Sort of like a Which? Top buys but with a twist.

Now, sauntering into Guy Salmon and asking the very spotty bemused looking salesman which was their most popular model for doggers didn’t really get me the results I was hoping for, it did however get me a very confused look and a quick shout to the manager who swiftly escorted me to the door whilst suggesting I may find  Evan Halshaw more to my requirements. So, after a tedious Sunday exploring car showrooms and asking to see the size of the back seat I decided I had better take my research to the internet first.

So here are my top 3 picks for dogging lovers….

Fiat Fullback

If you like to look a bit swish and don’t mind the cold so much but appreciate a lot of space then the Fiat Fullback is the one for you. Open air experience with space for a mattress in the back and lots of room for friends to either join in or look over the top. It is stylish and has 4 wheel drive to get you to those hard to reach spots.

Subaru Impreza

Slightly less conspicuous but with very powerful lights. Not only do the back seats go back fully allowing for lots of space but for those in a hurry one light pull on the passenger seat lever will have the seat laying flat down so your plus one is lying on her back ready. And with a stonking big turbo up front you know you are going to get her excited with your thrust and acceleration.

Vauxhall Zafira

With its various seating availability, you are spoilt for choice and will have enough room to take your friend’s along for the ride. This 7 seater can be transformed to allow almost as much space as a double bed. Luton’s finest know their thing about dogging which is why the Zafira comes into its own. Lots of space for condoms and lube as well as charging ports for toys. With this much space, you can bring along all manner of things to amp up the experience.

And a special mention must go to the Porsche 911, although it doesn’t afford much space, you would look extremely cool and as long as you and your companion are rather bendy and fans of the Kama Sutra you should be able to have some serious fun and look stylish doing so. It would bring all the doggers to the yard but you may be limited to shagging on the front bonnet. But then with a car like this, I’m sure you wouldn’t mind showing off a bit.

If you can’t afford to buy a new car but still want to give the dogging experience a go then I suggest having a play with various positions, trying out not just the front and back seats but also the boot and over the bonnet. Every car has its own sweet spot for sexual escapades.

With Christmas fast approaching I am planning my party calendar so if anyone would like to suggest a party or advertise one that they are throwing please drop me an email or DM me on twitter. I certainly have the Eureka New Years Eve shindig pencilled in on my calendar, if last years was anything to go by it will be a sexually charged awesome night. Tickets are now available for their New Years Eve Masquerade Ball with prices starting at £20.

Make sure to get your club and party reviews coming in, tell the world which are the best and worst swinging and BDSM venues that you have attended. Maybe you have found a hidden gem or have been disappointed by a well-known location, either way, tell the rest of the community.

Right then party people, until next time – stay decadent!

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